December 2011
perksofbeingafruit asked: Then maybe its time to grow some guts. Don't accept yourself as a coward. Remember that courage isn't about being afraid, but pushing through the fear. Of course, I don't know what your situation is. But I know that if it has a name, many people have gone through it. And if they have done it and survived, why cant you? Sometimes we underestimate our own strength. But then we force...
Plan for 2012:
Don’t be such an epic fail.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
“I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via doubledaybooks)
GPOY
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
“Even a map cannot show you
the way back to a place
that no longer exists.”
– Sandra M. Castillo, from “Christmas, 1970” (via growing-orbits)
“Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable...”
– Carl Jung (via psych-quotes)
“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, those who live...”
– Dumbledore to Harry. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows By JK. Rowling (via quote-book)
